shitshilarious:

*outruns the kardashians during the zombie apocalypse*
*they all simultaneously trip and fall*
*each of them extend their hands, pleading for my help*
*i keep running*
*i feel zero remorse*
Perhaps it was the kardashians who should’ve kept up with me

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Maria Callas talking about the pressures of fame.

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mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

Female BAMFs Throughout History

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"Go into the arts. I’m not kidding. The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow , for heaven’s sake. Sing in the shower. Dance to the radio. Tell stories. Write a poem to a friend, even a lousy poem. Do it as well as you possibly can. You will get an enormous reward. You will have created something."

— Kurt Vonnegut (via munkstrap)

(Source: thecompleteillustrated, via spunkyteengirl)

sixpenceee:

Some of these short films are suspenseful. Others are humorous and some have psychological twists. Hope you guys enjoy!
RED BALLOON: A little girl Dorothy is having trouble sleeping. She wakes up frequently. Her babysitter, Julie, tells her it’s nothing to be worried about it. Or is it?
THE LAST TEN: A nameless man arrives home one evening. He begins to walk up the stairwell to his apartment unaware of the impending disaster that awaits him at the top. He has ten minutes left to live. His wife has even less.
CUT: A barber at a shop is alone in the middle of the night, when he begins to hear creaks and unexpected noises
DOPPELGANGER: A woman gets receives a frantic call from her husband. He urgently tells her not to go home, and not to believe what she sees when she gets there.
MAMA: This is the 3 minute short film that inspired the full length movie Mama
HE DIES AT THE END: A man begins to receive strange requests from his computer. WARNING: JUMPSCARE 
SUCKABLOOD: Suckablood” is a monster who punishes thumb-sucking children. When he is tricked one night by a little girl he decides to teach her a lesson she’ll never forget.
THE FACTS IN THE CASE OF MISTER HOLLOW: A short horror film that takes a different approach. It will leave you with more questions than answers. 
BEHIND CLOSED DOORS: Troubled by his conflicting parents and haunted by the monster that dwells in his bedroom closet - Gregory must confront his demons and defeat the true evil that exists behind closed doors. WARNING: CHILD, DOMESTIC ABUSE
BEDFELLOWS: A woman wakes up in the middle of the night because of a phone call. The person sleeping next to her is not who she wants him to be. 
If you enjoyed this you may also like my TOP 10 DISTURBING DOCUMENTARIES as well as my TOP 10 TERRIFYING YOUTUBE VIDEOS

sixpenceee:

Some of these short films are suspenseful. Others are humorous and some have psychological twists. Hope you guys enjoy!

  1. RED BALLOON: A little girl Dorothy is having trouble sleeping. She wakes up frequently. Her babysitter, Julie, tells her it’s nothing to be worried about it. Or is it?
  2. THE LAST TEN: A nameless man arrives home one evening. He begins to walk up the stairwell to his apartment unaware of the impending disaster that awaits him at the top. He has ten minutes left to live. His wife has even less.
  3. CUT: A barber at a shop is alone in the middle of the night, when he begins to hear creaks and unexpected noises
  4. DOPPELGANGERA woman gets receives a frantic call from her husband. He urgently tells her not to go home, and not to believe what she sees when she gets there.
  5. MAMAThis is the 3 minute short film that inspired the full length movie Mama
  6. HE DIES AT THE ENDA man begins to receive strange requests from his computer. WARNING: JUMPSCARE 
  7. SUCKABLOODSuckablood” is a monster who punishes thumb-sucking children. When he is tricked one night by a little girl he decides to teach her a lesson she’ll never forget.
  8. THE FACTS IN THE CASE OF MISTER HOLLOWA short horror film that takes a different approach. It will leave you with more questions than answers. 
  9. BEHIND CLOSED DOORSTroubled by his conflicting parents and haunted by the monster that dwells in his bedroom closet - Gregory must confront his demons and defeat the true evil that exists behind closed doors. WARNING: CHILD, DOMESTIC ABUSE
  10. BEDFELLOWSA woman wakes up in the middle of the night because of a phone call. The person sleeping next to her is not who she wants him to be. 

If you enjoyed this you may also like my TOP 10 DISTURBING DOCUMENTARIES as well as my TOP 10 TERRIFYING YOUTUBE VIDEOS

(via spunkyteengirl)

lukesnewberry:

i’ve tried to compile some of these longer masterposts into just the really useful stuff, and i’ve added a lot more that isn’t already circulating ~ hope you enjoy uwu
writing
get to know your character fill in sheetwriting board - plan family trees, timelines etc with pictures and videoswriting specific character typesthe psychology of colourcreative writing prompts26 stages of deathwriting smuthow to write a kiss7 steps to the perfect storywords that don’t exist in englishrelationship words that can’t translate into englishunisex nameswheel of emotionstip of my tongue - word finderfictional people and place names generatorsurnames masterpostfantasy world map generatorwonderful writing resources masterlistthe ULTIMATE writing masterpostmary sue litmus test
school use
create smart powerpoints in a different formathow to structure an essayhow to take an effective study breakmaths helpself control - ban yourself from certain sites while studyingcheck through writing, grammar and spelling editor healthy study snacksgoogling effectively microsoft world alternativesolves any maths equationheaps of studying playlistslook like you’re typing an essayfree fontsloads of fontslanguage sites!more uncommon language sites - including afrikaans, gaelic and greek20 most common grammatical errors
books
free books masterpostwhat book should i read?what should i read next #2?read any book
tv shows
pushing daisiesgame of thronessupernaturalsherlockdoctor whohannibalamerican horror story s1-3whose line is it anyway - !!!!!!my mad fat diary
films
foreign filmsstudio ghibli filmslesbian filmsdisney channel filmschick flickshorror filmsdisney/pixar filmsbroadway musicals
food/drink recipes
piesicing colour reference25+ hot chocolate recipeschocolate cakelavender lemonadevegan recipesso many cookie recipesharry potter foodmug recipesmake cookies that look like allsorts sweetscaramel apple nachostriple chocolate mousse cakeparty appetizers brownie tart36 homemade popsicle/ice lolly recipeschocolate mousse in a chocolate cuppinata cookiesdip dyed marshmallowsmore microwave mug recipes
music
how to make the perfect mixarctic monkeys b-side trackswhat music should i listen to next?find the song you can’t remember the name ofmake a mix tapeindie radio stationfree piano sheet music
feel-good/recovery
silky legsavacado face mask - for acne prone skinstrawberry face mask - for acne prone skintea for a sore throattone your stomach, thighs and buttget fit - cardio, legs, butt, abs, arms and yoga positions10 best yoga positions10 things to do when you’re feeling shittygood advice from ser lorasa confidence boost from the tenth doctorcomfort boxself harm recovery masterposthotlines masterlist - inc. domestic/alcohol/drug abuse, suicide + lgbt watch an actually funny cat videowhat to do when you feel like self harmingclick to donate to people who need ithow to help a friend feeling suicidal worried a friend is self harming?what to do when your friend is having a panic attack
makeup + hair
easy eyeliner tutorialspoon eye makeupwhat makeup suits you?makeup trickseyeliner variations with tutorialsamazing eyeliner ref eyeliner ref chart #2eyeliner ref chart #3diy newspaper nailszoella’s everyday makeup routine
bun tutorialsbraid tutorialsdutch braid crowngame of thrones hairstylespin curlshow to fishtail
general 
read stories about nice peoplehow to survive college/universitypacking for college/universitycollege/uni references masterpostwhat to know when you’re getting a new apartmentgetting rid of bobbles/pills on clotheshow to tie a bow tiehiv morning after pillorder free condoms deleting yourself off the internetwhy girl-on-girl hate is wrong and you should celebrate your girl powera complete guide to kissingjournaling 101journal inspiration and guidehow to fall asleep fastbuilding a memory palace - the method of locifind the source of an imagehow to afford to travelblanket fortsdownload x-kitaccidentally closed your tab?play cards against humanitymake an adventure time princesssynaptop - webcam with interactive featuresconstellation chart
clothes/cool stuff 
dip dye shoes tutorialsolar system jewellerybook clutchhow to customize your denim jacketcreate your own temporary tattoohow to dip dye your hair at homeeasy ukelele chordsdiy globe garlandsuper cute constellation notebooksbuy vintage scrabble letter rings
 

lukesnewberry:

i’ve tried to compile some of these longer masterposts into just the really useful stuff, and i’ve added a lot more that isn’t already circulating ~ hope you enjoy uwu

writing

get to know your character fill in sheet
writing board - plan family trees, timelines etc with pictures and videos
writing specific character types
the psychology of colour
creative writing prompts
26 stages of death
writing smut
how to write a kiss
7 steps to the perfect story
words that don’t exist in english
relationship words that can’t translate into english
unisex names
wheel of emotions
tip of my tongue - word finder
fictional people and place names generator
surnames masterpost
fantasy world map generator
wonderful writing resources masterlist
the ULTIMATE writing masterpost
mary sue litmus test

school use

create smart powerpoints in a different format
how to structure an essay
how to take an effective study break
maths help
self control - ban yourself from certain sites while studying
check through writing, grammar and spelling editor 
healthy study snacks
googling effectively 
microsoft world alternative
solves any maths equation
heaps of studying playlists
look like you’re typing an essay
free fonts
loads of fonts
language sites!
more uncommon language sites - including afrikaans, gaelic and greek
20 most common grammatical errors

books

free books masterpost
what book should i read?
what should i read next #2?
read any book

tv shows

pushing daisies
game of thrones
supernatural
sherlock
doctor who
hannibal
american horror story s1-3
whose line is it anyway - !!!!!!
my mad fat diary

films

foreign films
studio ghibli films
lesbian films
disney channel films
chick flicks
horror films
disney/pixar films
broadway musicals

food/drink recipes

pies
icing colour reference
25+ hot chocolate recipes
chocolate cake
lavender lemonade
vegan recipes
so many cookie recipes
harry potter food
mug recipes
make cookies that look like allsorts sweets
caramel apple nachos
triple chocolate mousse cake
party appetizers 
brownie tart
36 homemade popsicle/ice lolly recipes
chocolate mousse in a chocolate cup
pinata cookies
dip dyed marshmallows
more microwave mug recipes

music

how to make the perfect mix
arctic monkeys b-side tracks
what music should i listen to next?
find the song you can’t remember the name of
make a mix tape
indie radio station
free piano sheet music

feel-good/recovery

silky legs
avacado face mask - for acne prone skin
strawberry face mask - for acne prone skin
tea for a sore throat
tone your stomach, thighs and butt
get fit - cardio, legs, butt, abs, arms and yoga positions
10 best yoga positions
10 things to do when you’re feeling shitty
good advice from ser loras
a confidence boost from the tenth doctor
comfort box
self harm recovery masterpost
hotlines masterlist - inc. domestic/alcohol/drug abuse, suicide + lgbt 
watch an actually funny cat video
what to do when you feel like self harming
click to donate to people who need it
how to help a friend feeling suicidal 
worried a friend is self harming?
what to do when your friend is having a panic attack

makeup + hair

easy eyeliner tutorial
spoon eye makeup
what makeup suits you?
makeup tricks
eyeliner variations with tutorials
amazing eyeliner ref 
eyeliner ref chart #2
eyeliner ref chart #3
diy newspaper nails
zoella’s everyday makeup routine

bun tutorials
braid tutorials
dutch braid crown
game of thrones hairstyles
pin curls
how to fishtail

general 

read stories about nice people
how to survive college/university
packing for college/university
college/uni references masterpost
what to know when you’re getting a new apartment
getting rid of bobbles/pills on clothes
how to tie a bow tie
hiv morning after pill
order free condoms 
deleting yourself off the internet
why girl-on-girl hate is wrong and you should celebrate your girl power
a complete guide to kissing
journaling 101
journal inspiration and guide

how to fall asleep fast
building a memory palace - the method of loci
find the source of an image
how to afford to travel
blanket forts
download x-kit
accidentally closed your tab?
play cards against humanity
make an adventure time princess
synaptop - webcam with interactive features
constellation chart

clothes/cool stuff 

dip dye shoes tutorial
solar system jewellery
book clutch
how to customize your denim jacket
create your own temporary tattoo
how to dip dye your hair at home
easy ukelele chords
diy globe garland
super cute constellation notebooks
buy vintage scrabble letter rings

 

(via spunkyteengirl)

asbaeks:

okay so I’ve seen a lot of really cool things around the internet so I thought I’d compile a bunch of references and fun things into one easy post for y’all! this has been a real long time in the making but it’s finally finished uwu (◡‿◡✿)
any links on this masterpost broken? use this!
BEING AN ADULT
50 sci fi and fantasy works every socialist should read
a simple unbiased political resource for young adults in the uk
a whole bunch of cv/resume templates
any lipstick colour you want for cheap
college survival masterpost
food for broke college kids
how to answer common job interview questions
how to become an adult
how to look busy even when you’re not
learn languages
need to escape from a bad home situation?
short introductions to politics and other grown up issues
should i vote ukip?
what are my transferable skills?
what the fuck should i make for dinner?
writing a cover letter
CHEER UP
24/7 cute animal livestreams
7 cups of tea
cute websites
feeling ok?
feeling stressed?
for when u hav feelings
for when ur sad my lil pumpkin
happy things
positivity tag
trekkie care package
FILMS
afi’s top 100
all the disney and pixar u could want
animated faves
find a good movie to watch
ghibli \ wes anderson \ sofia coppola
good movies to watch whenever
lgbtqia+ movies
lovely big movie masterpost
ooo scary movies
studio ghibli subs n dubs
superheroes!
totally 90’s
what do you mean we’re not 10 any more?
FOOD
a whole bunch of delicious recipes
breakfast on the go
cheap and healthy snacks
ever wanted to try lembas bread?
fuckingrecipes
lavender lemonade
make your own vitamin water
microwave mug snacks
my food and recipe tag
no more ramen
quick and easy snacks
quick and easy soups
recipes from your favourite fandoms
smoothie recipes for every occasion
study snacks
supercook ingredient match
thinking about going vegan?
FUN STUFF
cute games
if ur real bored
coolio psychological games to make u think
easy blanket nest
more cutie games
plants that help bees
realistic drawings and animations of plants
reject someone in elvish
waste time!
write a letter to a disney character
GENDER & SEXUALITY
chest binder tutorial
helpcorgi’s gender + sexuality masterpost
if someone tries to tell you your sexuality isn’t natural
lgbtqia+ movies
movies about gay ladies
music monday
resources for cis allies
roundup of the best ya novels w lgbtqia+ characters
simple cami binder
MENTAL ILLNESS
7 cups of tea
anxiety masterpost
bipolar disorder masterpost
depression masterpost
disorder specific coping strategies
feeling isolated?
help w mental illness
if you’re not good at reading body language
need help but low on cash?
panic and anxiety info and resources
read web text more easily
recovering from emotional trauma
recovery resources
SCHOOL
a fuckload of free books
back to school masterpost
can’t afford microsoft word?
cool sciency things
exam survival
getting up in the morning
gigantic study masterpost
learn anything | also on youtube
lots and lots of free books
peer-reviewed alternative to wikipedia
pull an all-nighter
remember more of the things you study
simple essay structure
study skills
useful websites
SELF CARE
alleviate menstrual cramps
boost your confidence
funny non gendered sex education
love yourself!
more sex ed
on your period?
self help after anxiety
stop biting your nails
stop procrastinating
stop skipping breakfast
super silky summer legs
tumblr saviour for the rest of the web
SOUNDS
all the music posts you’ve reblogged
calming noises
daft punk
get shit done mix
music to write to
my mixes on 8tracks
star trek ambient sounds
star trek ds9 infirmary background ambience
when you can’t remember the name of a song
which artist should i listen to next?
THEMES
brilliant theme makers and other useful things
list of simple theme makers
make your own theme from scratch
the cutest themes on this website
TV
90’s cartoons
black comedy written by charlie brooker
bob ross’ joy of painting
cute urban fantasy miniseries w positive depiction of a disabled character
danish political intrigue w subtitles
every star trek episode ever
firefly
gangsters in the ’20s - gr8 lady characters
giles & sue
how to watch classic who | now here’s the masterpost!
jack davenport and idris elba fight vampires
paul mcgann fan? you will be after this
series about cool people starting a colony on another planet - if you enjoy babylon 5 and deep space nine you’ll love this
the hour
the x files
twin peaks
MISC
cool text tricks
cool sweary insults
cute masterpost full of nice stuff
how to get shit done
how to pack efficiently
imaginedragins’ everything masterpost
learn how to code
literallyrad’s resource masterpost
the everything post
the ultimate writing resource post

asbaeks:

okay so I’ve seen a lot of really cool things around the internet so I thought I’d compile a bunch of references and fun things into one easy post for y’all! this has been a real long time in the making but it’s finally finished uwu (◡‿◡✿)

  • any links on this masterpost broken? use this!
BEING AN ADULT
CHEER UP
FILMS
FOOD
FUN STUFF
GENDER & SEXUALITY
MENTAL ILLNESS
SCHOOL
SELF CARE
SOUNDS
THEMES
TV
MISC

(via spunkyteengirl)

awenyddogamulosx:

ruthlesswoodcarver:

mothensidhe:

fatfury:

omgxchrissy:

cumleak:

deux-zero-deux:

demands-with-menace:

Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.

she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt.

damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards

The fact that we know about her is marvelous.
the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III  tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues .
she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit
her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave  in early twentieth century
sad part is in Egyptian belief is  if your are forgotten in the living world you don’t exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death 

My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary

She wore a fake beard, you guys.She was the fucking boss.

If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife?

I’m just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros. 
The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. “Miss me, bitches?” 

awenyddogamulosx:

ruthlesswoodcarver:

mothensidhe:

fatfury:

omgxchrissy:

cumleak:

deux-zero-deux:

demands-with-menace:

Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.

she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt.

damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards

The fact that we know about her is marvelous.

the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III  tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues .

she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit

her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave  in early twentieth century

sad part is in Egyptian belief is  if your are forgotten in the living world you don’t exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death 

My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary

She wore a fake beard, you guys.
She was the fucking boss.

If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife?

I’m just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros. 

The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. “Miss me, bitches?” 

(Source: xxerlflynn, via yayasmeen)

tranqualizer:

mayosjustanickname:

diasporicdecay:

pocketostars:

ancientrelic:

humansofnewyork:

“After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back home.”

People forget, when immigrants come to this country they start from scratch. They could have been lawyers in their home country, but in the US..it means nothing. You think a HS diploma from Bangladesh means anything in this country? My mom was a top student in the country, went to all the best school and got the best of everything…but when she got here it meant squat and she was cleaning other people’s homes and scrubbing their toilets. This is why I get pissed of when people talk smack about immigrants. They at least are doing something…..heading for a goal..making sacrifices…what are you doing with your life? 

^ My parents were college-educated teachers in their home country and came to the U.S. with nothing but empty pockets, a dash of hope, and a belief in God. They also scrubbed toilets in people’s homes to make enough to provide for their children, and that’s probably not something a lot of educated professionals would be able to do. I know I wouldn’t be able to do it. Pride would get in the way.

THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT.

Shoutout to my parents

and you know, shout out to our im/migrant parents who were not college educated before they came to the U.S and don’t share a narrative of going from “riches to rags.” shout out to my im/migrant parents who were laborers at home and are still laborers here.
i think it’s important to honor the complexities of our parents histories and uplift their triumphs but let’s remember to do so in a way that honors all of the ways im/migrants exist and all of the places we and our parents come from. we don’t have to prove that capitalism, white supremacy, classism, etc is awful because our parents were once revered college professors or doctors. we don’t have to believe in that assimilation. 

tranqualizer:

mayosjustanickname:

diasporicdecay:

pocketostars:

ancientrelic:

humansofnewyork:

“After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back home.”

People forget, when immigrants come to this country they start from scratch. They could have been lawyers in their home country, but in the US..it means nothing. You think a HS diploma from Bangladesh means anything in this country? My mom was a top student in the country, went to all the best school and got the best of everything…but when she got here it meant squat and she was cleaning other people’s homes and scrubbing their toilets. This is why I get pissed of when people talk smack about immigrants. They at least are doing something…..heading for a goal..making sacrifices…what are you doing with your life? 

^ My parents were college-educated teachers in their home country and came to the U.S. with nothing but empty pockets, a dash of hope, and a belief in God. They also scrubbed toilets in people’s homes to make enough to provide for their children, and that’s probably not something a lot of educated professionals would be able to do. I know I wouldn’t be able to do it. Pride would get in the way.

THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT.

Shoutout to my parents

and you know, shout out to our im/migrant parents who were not college educated before they came to the U.S and don’t share a narrative of going from “riches to rags.” shout out to my im/migrant parents who were laborers at home and are still laborers here.

i think it’s important to honor the complexities of our parents histories and uplift their triumphs but let’s remember to do so in a way that honors all of the ways im/migrants exist and all of the places we and our parents come from. we don’t have to prove that capitalism, white supremacy, classism, etc is awful because our parents were once revered college professors or doctors. we don’t have to believe in that assimilation. 

(via sienacat)

"Make friends with people who aren’t your age. Hang out with people whose first language isn’t the same as yours. Get to know someone who doesn’t doesn’t come from your social class. This is how you see the world. This is how you grow."

— note to self (via c0ntemplations)

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